TRAVIS STUEBING

The Afternoon Eargasm:

“Born to Die”

by Lana Del Rey

Story of my life.

Crystal Head Vodka.
The only vodka co-founded by Dan Aykroyd.

GPOY

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT’S JUST THAT … I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.

I WANT TO FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY.

OH, I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.

… WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME, PREFERABLY.

theartofanimation:

Johanna Uhrman

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raycharlizard:

alizsha:

OH. MY GOD.

SWAG

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1000scientists:

Dance, dance

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL. THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY.

I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL.

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS.

I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS.

I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES.

… I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW.